Canary Islands cruising: See the secret side of the Canaries

The beaches are what draw most people to the Canary Islands.

Not us.

My mother and I went for the Canaries’ secret side.

Canary Islands cruising

If you’re looking for a different Europe cruise itinerary, a Canary Islands cruise fits the bill.

You’ll discover that each Canary island is different, with its own charm – and that there’s a whole universe of amazing things to do in the Canary Islands beyond turning pink on a beach chair.

Map of the Canary Islands

The seven Canary Islands – Tenerife, Lanzarote, Fuerteventura, Gran Canaria, La Gomera, La Palma and El Hierro – belong to Spain.

But they’re located off the northwest coast of Africa.

Check out this Canary Islands map. You can zoom in…

Tenerife: Largest of the Canary Islands

Tenerife is the largest Canary Island.

It attracts some 10 million visitors a year (mainly to its southern beach resorts).

Mount Teide National Park:

We could have taken an excursion to see Mount Teide National Park – a UNESCO World Heritage Site with an enormous volcanic crater.

But as we planned to see the volcano on La Palma island (and didn’t want to get volcanoed out), we chose to visit La Laguna instead.

La Laguna, Tenerife:

Also a UNESCO World Heritage Site, La Laguna is a very pretty university town.

To get there, we boarded the modern T1 tram at a stop near Tenerife’s Santa Cruz port; the ride up the hill and out of Santa Cruz city took about 45 minutes.

Centuries ago, La Laguna was the capital of Tenerife, and it was lovely to wander in the warm sunshine, map in hand, looking at all its elegant 15th to 17th century buildings.

The overhanging balconies were especially striking, painted in bright colors of ochre and robin blue.

Being a Sunday, many families were also out and about, their young children riding trikes around the squares.

Most memorable moment?

Sitting at an outdoor café, bingeing shamelessly on sweet hot chocolate and delicious poppy seed cake, piled high with whipped cream.

And if you fall in love with the island and decide to return some day, there are some great places to stay in Tenerife.

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El Hierro: The best Canary Island?

El Hierro probably takes the prize for the nicest Canary island.

Quiet and rugged – a special island – it’s the smallest Canary island (a maximum of 5,000 people live there year-round). The dock was barely large enough for our Seabourn Odyssey ship to snuggle up to!

We took a ship sightseeing tour around the island.

Tiny villages sprouted square houses painted peach and white. They were few and far between, separated by jagged green mountains and fields of prickly pear, wild blood-red poppies and nasturtiums.

Mirador de La Pena:

High up a narrow winding road, we stopped at the Mirador de La Pena for coffee and views over the Golfo Bay. Hang gliders floated above the valley floor below, terraced with vineyards.

Higher up again, we stretched our legs on a short walk through a cool Canaria pine forest.

Ecomuseum Poblado de Guinea:

Our next stop was the Eco-Museum Poblado de Guinea, a complex of 21 former shepherds’ huts.

Made from cow dung and lava rocks, they’ve been restored and kitted out with furniture from different time periods, from the 15th and 16th centuries to recent times.

Much was made of the lizard breeding center at the museum. A rare species of lizard, only found on El Hierro, once grew to lengths of five feet.

I thought we might be seeing something impressive like the Komodo dragons I saw on our Indonesia cruise. But alas…

I felt somewhat let down by the insignificant little creature, barely 8 inches long, trying valiantly to hide behind a glass window from all the people staring at it!

Smallest hotel in the world:

The last stop was the teeny Hotel Puntagrande, once the smallest hotel in the world.

Perched on a rocky point out in the sea, it looked like it would be a great place to stay once renovated (it was boarded up when we visited).

Ladders led down into the rocky coves around it, and I imagined it would be quite fun to go swimming in the water, literally five steps from the hotel, on a hot summer day.

La Palma

The greenest island, La Palma is the Canary island for hiking, boasting some 600 miles of hiking trails.

But no hiking excursions were offered on our cruise for this island.

So I did some advance research on how we could arrange to hike Caldera de Taburiente National Park on our own.

The best way is to go by public bus to the park, home to the world’s largest erosion crater (sculpted by water erosion from a very old volcano). And there we enjoyed a truly spectacular hike!

La Gomera

The second smallest Canary Island, La Gomera is another volcanic island, lashed with rugged cliffs and ravines and generously sprinkled with large pockets of ancient green forests.

It’s considered the “alternative” Canary island, known for nature not nightlife.

There are few facilities for tourists – only a handful of small hotels and vacation apartment rentals.

Again, this doesn’t exactly jibe with images of the Canary Islands you probably had in mind when you first thought of the Canaries, right?

Garajonay National Park:

The south part of La Gomera is dry and scrubby and gets little rainfall.

But in the north is the island’s most outstanding feature – Garajonay National Park – home to one of the world’s oldest natural forests and another UNESCO World Heritage Site.

What to do in La Gomera? Why, of course, we took a shore excursion organized by our ship to hike in the park.

The drive to get there was as scenic as our actual hike.

We passed terraces for growing potato, corn and other crops; fields of white marguerite flowers; dramatic red-and-black volcanic cliffs; and one lonely goat herd.

(Our German guide explained that goat herding is unfortunately a dying profession on the island. Unemployment is high, and the younger generation prefers to leave the island for more modern jobs than goat herding and farming.)

Hiking through an ancient forest:

We started our hike some 4,300 feet above sea level.

Though the sun was warm, the air was cooler up top, and we were thankful we’d stuffed sweaters in our backpacks.

We first huffed and puffed our way 600 feet up steep red dirt steps cut into the trail, where we were rewarded with panoramic views at the top.

By the time we reached the pretty Chapel of Lourdes (a tiny white chapel hidden in the forest) for a rest stop and then returned to our bus, we’d logged about six miles of hiking and a whole lot of feel-good moments.

Gran Canaria in a day

Talk about contrast!

El Hierro and La Gomera are sleepy, quiet and untouched by tourism. Gran Canaria, in comparison, is big and alive and home to 1 million people.

There was no way we could see the whole island in a day, but our “Best of Gran Canaria” sightseeing shore excursion packed in as much as it could.

Maspalomas:

The most unforgettable was a peek at the Maspalomas sand dunes at Maspalomas (the largest resort town in the south part of the island).

Not that the dunes were unattractive.

It’s just that the high-rise apartment buildings and block-like hotels of Maspalomas, all cozying up to each other cheek-to-jowl, did nothing for me. I can’t imagine how crowded the town’s beaches must get in summer.

Driving Gran Canaria:

What was beautiful was the drive from the south up though palm-studded ravines to the north part of the island.

I had to close my eyes a few times though.

The serpentine roads were so narrow, there was barely enough room for traffic going the opposite way to pass, let alone for our bus to grind its way up.

Mountain village of Tejeda:

We got the kinks out of our bus legs in Tejeda.

Officially considered one of “Spain’s most beautiful villages,” Tejeda perches 3,280 feet above sea level in the center of the island, surrounded by orchards and farms.

With free time to stroll about its white stone houses with red tile roofs, we popped into a dulceria to buy marzipan as gifts to take home, then shamefully ate it all.

For lunch, we tasted the local Canarian potatoes – new potatoes, boiled with skins on, then salted and smothered with a sauce made from tomato, garlic and hot chili peppers. Delicious!

Teror:

Next we visited Teror, another lovely village, with lemon trees growing wild in the surrounding countryside.

The village is noted for its colorfully painted, historic houses dating back to the 16th century and their lavishly carved wooden and stone balconies.

Teror also has its own micro-climate, the opposite of the sunny beaches. And sure enough, it started to drizzle while we were there.

We didn’t mind – we simply huddled in the doorway of the neoclassical basilica until it was dry enough to dash back to the bus.

Arucas:

The last town we stopped at was Arucas – for a look at the Church of San Juan Bautista (Saint John the Baptist).

Hewn from local blue stone, the church struck me as more charcoal in color than blue. (Perhaps it was the late afternoon light that affected the color? Or perhaps centuries of accumulated grime have changed its appearance…)

Still, it was impressive, more cathedral-like and imposing than a church.

And then, just like that, we were back on our ship and saying good-bye to the Canaries…

Our Canary Islands itinerary

Our 2-week “Moroccan Gems and Canary Islands” cruise with Seabourn started in Lisbon and ended in Barcelona. 

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What to know about Canary Islands cruises

Unlike our Seabourn cruise – which spent six days on Canary Islands cruising – many cruises to the Canary Islands only call in at the largest of the Canary Islands, like Tenerife and Gran Canaria, possibly adding or substituting La Palma.

They may only spend two, perhaps three, days in the islands.

So when researching Canary Islands cruise reviews, be sure to look at the itinerary carefully if you want to visit some of the smallest and (arguably) best Canary Islands.

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